Chronic Fabulist
Well, wherefore ist this kelp? Text that shit. Yeesh. KELP EXPEDITION!!!!! Or rather, NOT kelp expedition.

I also took a photograph of some seaweed for Seaweed. My friend was like, “You are at a beautiful beach, stop photographing dead aquatic plants. I mean for fuck’s sake this is nonsense.”

You are one of my favorite people in the world. Yep.

This reminds me that I was at the beach the other day and I took a photograph of some kelp specifically so I could text it to you because you would know what that means.